Mobile phone bingo

• Accidentally taking a selfie when unlocking the phone
• Butt dialing your boss on a Saturday night
• Dropping phone in the toilet and then contemplating life choices
• Phone dying right when the GPS says, "Turn left in 500 meters"
• Auto-correct turning a casual chat into an awkward conversation
• Your mom discovering how to use voice messages
• Ignoring calls just to continue scrolling through memes
• Getting an unsolicited app recommendation from a 5-year-old
• Frantically searching for your phone while you're talking on it
• Waiting for the battery to drop to 1% before charging
• Missing the charger port at least three times
• Having more photos of your pet than of family members
• Deleting apps for space, then re-downloading them the next day
• "Storage almost full" popping up every 5 minutes
• Suffering from "Phantom Vibration Syndrome"
• That one app you downloaded once and forgot, but never deleted
• The existential crisis when Wi-Fi and mobile data are both slow
• Having 254 unread emails but knowing none of them are important
• Wondering why the game you never play needs a 500MB update
• Accidentally liking a photo while stalking someone’s profile from two years ago
• Explaining how a QR code works to your grandparents
• Discovering the 'Dark Mode' and feeling like a hacker
• Pretending to be on a call to avoid social interaction
• Taking a screenshot but locking the screen instead
• Realizing you've become a master of one-handed phone gymnastics

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