Bad movie bingo

• Plot holes you can drive a truck through
• Cameo by an actor who clearly needs a paycheck
• Unconvincing green screen effects
• A villain with a confusing master plan
• Over-the-top dramatic music during mundane scenes
• One-liners that make you cringe
• Gratuitous use of slow motion
• A romance subplot nobody asked for
• Characters explaining the plot... to each other
• A twist that was spoiled in the trailer
• An animal sidekick with human-level intelligence
• The classic Wilhelm scream sound effect
• Use of a famous landmark for no reason
• Scientific inaccuracies glaring enough to annoy any high school student
• Product placement more prominent than the plot
• The inevitable sequel setup
• A fight scene in the dark to hide poor choreography
• Dialogue solely made of clichés
• “Mystery” easily solved in the first 10 minutes
• Awkward attempts at social commentary
• Child actor who's clearly 20 years old
• The "it was all a dream" cop-out
• Obnoxious comic relief character
• Fake foreign accents
• Running out of popcorn because the movie is too long for its own good

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