Gamer bingo

• Rage quit at least once a week
• Blamed the lag for your defeat
• Spent an entire day in pajamas gaming
• Forgot to eat because the game was too intense
• “I can stop anytime I want”
• Accidentally called a real-life object by its in-game name
• Got over-attached to a game character
• Tried to use game logic in real life
• “Just one more turn” turned into 5 more hours
• The pile of shame: games bought but never played
• Had a dream where you were inside a game
• Gaming session turned into a philosophical debate
• “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature”
• Master of excuses for why you lost
• Knows more about game lore than actual history
• Created a backstory for your avatar
• Argued over which console is superior
• “I don’t need sleep, I need answers”
• Can't remember character names, but knows every spell
• Pulled an all-nighter to finish a storyline
• “Graphics don’t make a game good”
• The eternal search for more storage space
• Has a chair shaped like a racing seat but doesn’t play racing games
• “The book was better” – said no gamer ever
• Muted someone for eating too loudly on voice chat

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