Posh bingo

• Someone pronouncing 'schedule' as 'shed-yool'
• The tiniest smudge on a designer handbag causing a meltdown
• Using Latin phrases in everyday conversation to sound more sophisticated
• Referring to your parents as 'Mother' and 'Father'
• Having a favorite polo team
• Arguing whether it's 'scones' as in 'gone' or 'scones' as in 'cone'
• A butler for your butler, just in case the first one gets tired
• A debate over the best vintage year for Bordeaux wines
• Using 'summer' as a verb
• Monogrammed towels thicker than a dictionary
• A purse that's more expensive than a car
• The horror of realizing your yacht party clashes with the opera gala
• Elevator music that’s actually Vivaldi
• An umbrella that’s never seen a single raindrop
• A picnic with more courses than a tasting menu
• Only flying private because you can't bear the thought of queuing
• High tea with a strict dress code
• A disdain for anything 'off the rack'
• Silent judgment over non-alcoholic champagne
• Overseeing the proper mowing patterns on your lawns
• Being flabbergasted that some houses don't have a library
• Preferring horseback as a legitimate means of transportation
• Choosing a tie not by color, but by the prestige of the club it represents
• An antique globe bar that has never been spun
• Owning a collection of top hats for every occasion

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